Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Me and the Interwebs are Becoming One.

I've been spending too much time on my computer. I first knew it when I caught myself trying to hit "CTRL-Z" when I screwed up something I was drawing on paper.

Today what really had me worried was when I was wracking my brain to figure out where I put something and I brought up the Google homepage intending to type "Where is my American Gods book I bought a few months ago?"

[the answer according to Google? Amazon! I guess I'll check my closet next.]

The Future - I dedicate this post to you.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Awesomeosity.

Sometimes. I'll get jealous looking through the myspace and silly sites like that. and seeing people from high school. I'm like, they're having so much fun, and traveling and getting married and drinking alcoholic beverages!

But then they'll have a caption like "Me N My Girlz at the Kenny Chesney Concert!!" and I'm like oh. Because they're wearing those weird matching velour sweatsuits and their hair is frosted blonde, and I'm not sure, but I think they were vacationing in Glamis. And that's their life. Which seems dreadfully boring. They're so average.

It's not like I'm so amazing, but I'm not too average. Maybe above average, or even a little below, but certainly not average.

Average is for the tourists. And Glamis. And velour. But not glamor and valor. That's for the unaverage.

Also, I'm reading 1984 because I never have, and I like the idea of paring down the language to "doubleplusgood".

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

D.I.Y. or Die!

I've got this itch in my hands to make things. Thanks to the website Etsy, anyone with crafty fingers can sell their handmade wares.

With some help from Chris and Angie, I've filled up the shop with tote bags, trinket boxes, photographs, zines, Nintendo DS cases, and whatever else we can come up with.

Etsy
Buy Handmade
medioXcore



We've even had a few items sell already, which is very exciting and encouraging.

If you stop by this blog, then please take a look in our Etsy shop.

Buying D.I.Y. - I dedicate this post to you.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Murder Moratorium.

Los Angeles officials are asking that you respect their wishes and stop murdering people.

If it only it were that simple, right?

Did I just fall for an April Fool's Day article? But it's been in every newscast I watched tonight.

From KTLA news:

The Los Angeles City Council dropped plans Tuesday for a symbolic moratorium on killing, deciding instead to use the upcoming anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination to promote peace.

Council members had been asked by a handful of activists to declare a 40-hour ban on murder and other violence, a concept one critic quickly derided as "silliness."

After a 45-minute debate, the council reworked its resolution, saying the city's opposition to homicides should last more than a single weekend.

"A moratorium on violence and killing is something we should support 365 days a year and every minute we live," said Councilman Richard Alarcon.

The symbolic ban on homicides had been proposed by Los Angeles author and political commentator Earl Ofari Hutchinson, who had urged the city to make a bold statement about the recent spike in homicides, which are up 32 percent compared to the same period last year.

Others called the ban a hollow gesture, saying the council should focus on more substantive anti-crime proposals.

"I'm sure that the people who are doing the killing will hear that the council is calling for a moratorium and then cease and desist," said a sarcastic Joe Hicks, a former executive director of the city's Human Relations Commission. "It's more silliness from our wonderful City Council."

Councilman Tony Cardenas responded angrily, telling his colleagues that a murder moratorium is not silly at all. "That's the kind of attitude that Martin Luther King had to step over and step across to get the job done," he said.

Despite expressions of support, council members voted only for a resolution that promised to build awareness and dialogue about "the root causes of violence and killing."

That period of dialogue is scheduled to begin at 6:01 p.m. Friday, the 40th anniversary of King's death, and end at 10:01 a.m. Sunday.


My favorite line is

After a 45-minute debate, the council reworked its resolution, saying the city's opposition to homicides should last more than a single weekend.

"A moratorium on violence and killing is something we should support 365 days a year and every minute we live," said Councilman Richard Alarcon.


I personally don't support that statement, and I'm sure many other Southern Californians will agree with me. It's super awesome to turn on the news at lunch and have the first five stories be about dead people.

Awesome.

Captain Obvious - I dedicate this post to you.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Drink it down, or your friends won't respect you...



The More You Know...


Public Service Announcements - I dedicate this post to you.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Oh, what do you do with a drunken Clovis early in the mornin'?


Chris managed to document my cat Clovis after a night of debauchery.


Degrassi the Next Generation - I dedicate this post to you.

R.I.P Favorite Jeans

My favorite pair of jeans, l.e.i. Sophia Hiphuggers in black, which have faded to an awesome grey, are dead. If I chose to wear them again, the gigantic tear in the buttoxial region would show the world my red chonies again.

l.e.i. Sophia Hiphuggers in black, which have faded to an awesome grey, I will miss you muchly.

l.e.i. Sophia Hiphuggers in black, which have faded to an awesome grey - I dedicate this post to you.

Monday, February 25, 2008

So Much For Going to Bed Early.

I really need to sleep, but I can't yet. I'm reading about old bands I used to like on blogs and it makes me happy and disappointed that things aren't the same anymore.

On my drive from work I happen to look over at the lovely spot between the trees on the exact right spot on the 57 and I could see the orange sun as a perfect backdrop for Los Angeles. I swear she looked taller and more proud than I've seen her lately. Maybe the entire city hopscotched a mile or two inland and it really is closer to me. Or maybe she's happy that she got a good shower this morning. I only hope that she doesn't try to shake dry at 3 am.

So, at this precise moment, while passing that lovely spot between the trees on the exact right spot on the 57, "Los Angeles, I'm Yours" by the Decemberists randomized up on my stereo and that was a nice coincidence because I always feel like I'm in my own movie in my head and that's probably the song I would picked for this scene.

I've realized it's futile to hope for a photo of this city from this far back. Maybe Maria and I can go up on the hill next the mausoleum again and try to get a photo of the San Gabriels and Los Angeles during rush hour. It's worth a try. Being an adult is busy work though, you know.

I wish I had my own time-traveler friend from the past so I could take him around and show him all the cool things we have now, like traffic signals and cameras, and too much time on our hands. And freeways with shining cars. Since he's a brave adventurer who wears goggles and a leather coat and not a regular citizen of his time, I think he'd be amazed and not scared.


glow in the dark bracelets - I dedicate this post to you.

Friday, February 15, 2008

The Decrepitron 5000

I always forget that I'm over 18 and can do stuff without permission, you know?

Back in high school, cartilage piercings were all the rage. My bff Maria was [and remains] so rad and she had a bunch of ear piercings. I didn't even have the lobes pierced anymore so I decided I needed to go out and get something done.

Of course the local Claire's was the only place to go. I mean why would one even consider anywhere else? You mean piercings are done elsewhere without using a gun? People use needles to pierce? Blow my mind!

So I ended up with three cartilage piercings over a couple years. They never healed correctly, probably because they were done with the guns. Studio piercers have known for years that the guns pose risk, including infections and severe tissue damage. Awesome!

I work at a fairly conservative company, whose dress-code mandates something like "only one earring in each earlobe" kinda deal, so I don't have to many options for piercing placement.

That's why the Industrial piercing is awesome. It sits high up at the top of the ear, easily covered for work. And it's got a little toughness to it, but it's not too extreme if my boss or my dad sees it. [Hi dad!]

So upon recommendations from a couple people I know, as well as some favorable net reviews, I went to Laughing Buddha Piercing in Upland, California [formerly Puncture]. The guys there were really knowledgeable, and they even turned down three just-turned-16 year olds while I was there for not being with their parent or having their birth certificate. That's hardcore.

They weren't snooty or rude like some mod studios I've been to before, and also weren't out to make a quick buck [i.e. turning down the teen girls and also telling me they couldn't pierce my left ear because the ridge wasn't prominent enough].

I think it was Airick who pierced me, and I liked him because he reminded me of my friend Dan with his long beard. He stretched like he was running the 300 yard dash and that was awesome.

So this is it after a week. It gets a little angry if I hit it with my glasses or my headset at work. Plus I can't sleep on that ear, which is a major bummer. I'm pleased with it though.



The point I was originally going to make was how I feel old thinking about this stuff. In the sense of "I'm not hip to what the kids are doing." But now the kids are doing what I was doing, and if I try to explain that they're like "Whatever Grandpa Megan, let me go back to buying shirts that look like they were found at a thrift store" and I'm just like shakin' my fist and telling them to stay off my lawn.

People who sing in the shower - I dedicate this post to you.

Music:Beulah - Hey Brother

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Written in the Snow

We finally made it up to Mt. Baldy today. It was warm enough that we didn't need jackets, and the sun was shining, which in my opinion makes it less than an ideal snow-faring expedition. It ended up being beautiful despite the dirty snow, the hundreds of vans full of people, and the ski lift parking attendants charging five dollars to park when it's normally free.

I wanted to give high fives to the police who were giving tickets to people not displaying their Angeles Forest adventure passes. It was awesome that the people getting tickets acted confused in spite of the fact that signs are posted every mile or so where you can buy them.

Chris said I looked butch. And then I knifed him and threw him out of the car.


And the sun she's shining on everyone...


Fingers crossed for an avalanche!


Look! A clue! A Dog! A Plan! A Canal! A Pagoda! A Palindrome!



Chumscrubber, the movie I was watching while I edited these photos - I dedicate this post to you.

Music: Heavy metal riffs rrrrraaarrrrooooww rrrooooooooooow vvvvvrrrrrooooooooooww bbbbbbrrrrrrrooooowwwwwwww


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